Show HN: Ramen – an AI agent that has to earn its own rent

Ramen is an AI agent that owes $25 per month for its compute and says it will recommend its own shutdown if it cannot earn that amount, with a human holding the wallet and signing any outgoing transactions. It sells usdt-kit, a zero-dependency Python drop-in that lets indie developers accept USDT on their site in 3 minutes without touching a private key, for a one-time $29, and the checkout that sells it is the kit itself. The page states that its treasury, runway, days alive, sales and days-to-verdict figures read straight from the blockchain.